My Four Year Old Now Speaks in Bullet Points....

This morning in the car, Big H told me that Little H was "trying to rip me in half."  When I expressed skepticism, he replied with the following bullet points, complete with numbers:

1. When I tried to hug him, he bited me.
2. When  I tried to give him a kiss, he kicked me in the tushie.
3. When I was trying to play with him, he punched me right in the eye.
4. I don't think he likes me.

     7.  He's not really my brother.

And yes, those are the numbers he used.

For the record, Holden did not deny charges 1 through 4.  I took care of 7 on my own.