This morning in the car, Big H told me that Little H was "trying to rip me in half." When I expressed skepticism, he replied with the following bullet points, complete with numbers:
- When I tried to hug him, he bited me.
- When I tried to give him a kiss, he kicked me in the tushie.
- When I was trying to play with him, he punched me right in the eye.
- I don't think he likes me.
7. He's not really my brother.
And yes, those are the numbers he used.
For the record, Holden did not deny charges 1 through 4. I took care of 7 on my own.