Edited to add: Folks, I've finally succeeded in goading my brother into breaking in his blog. Stop on over and say "hi," won't you?
Momish tagged me with the A, B, C Meme recently. Because I'm swamped at work, I don't want to disappear from the Blogosphere this week, and I never turn down an invitation to talk about myself, I'm going to pass it on. But I changed it a bit. I'm bad that way.
A - Attached or Single?
Good Lawyer Mama: Married
Bad Lawyer Mama: Not for long if he doesn't start putting the damn toilet seat down!
B - Best Friend?
Good LM: I have several people I would call "best friends." I tend to collect one or two from each stage of my life that I stay in touch with and love dearly.
Bad LM: Only 4 or 5 people have put up with me for longer than a year and I reward them all by calling them best friends.
C - Cake or Pie?
Good LM: Neither.
Bad LM: Both. With whipped cream. And ice cream. And maybe some chocolate sauce. Would you like some too?
D - Drink of Choice?
Good LM: Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper or water
Bad LM: Vodka martini, a little dirty (like me), with 4 olives
E - Essential Items?
Good LM: My PDA, microwave, and OxiClean
Bad LM: Vodka martini, a little dirty, with 4 olives
F - Favorite Color?
Good LM: Red (Good girls can wear red.)
Bad LM: Red (Bad girls wear it better.)
G - Gummie Bears or Worms?
Good LM: Neither. High fructose corn syrup is the devil.*
Bad LM: Both. I like to take different colors and bite the heads and torsos off to create tricolored, mutant gummi animals.
H - Hometown?
Good LM: A mid-sized town in Louisiana.
Bad LM: You're killing me here. Would you like my SSN and my mother's maiden name too? I'm from Louisiana but Virginia is now my home.
I - Indulgence?
Good LM: SLEEP!
Bad LM: SLEEP!
J - January or February?
Good LM: I'm not a big fan of either month, but I'll go with January since Holden was born then.
Bad LM: January because I can always find a vodka martini at a New Years party.
K - Kids?
Good LM: Two of the most adorable little boys that ever lived.
Bad LM: Yes. Can I sell them on EBay?
L - Life is incomplete without?
Good LM: My family
Bad LM: Vodka martini, a little dirty, with 4 olives
M - Marriage Date? July 8, 1995
N - Number of Siblings?
Good LM: 1 younger brother.
Bad LM: 1 younger brother. And maybe if I harass him enough, he'll actually write something on his blog.
O - Oranges or Apples?
Good LM: Oranges
Bad LM: I didn't just compare apples and oranges, did I?
P - Phobias/Fears? Large swarms of ants. 1 ant doesn't bother me. 2 ants make me look again. 3 ants and I get a bit nervous. A trail of ants and I'm completely skeeved out. I have lots of other fears too, but do we really want to get into that?
Q - Favorite Quote?
Good LM: "Be the change you want to see in the world." Mahatma Ghandi
Bad LM: "Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven." John Milton
R - Reason to smile?
Good LM: My children
Bad LM: Vodka martini, a little dirty, with 4 olives
S - Seasons?
Good LM: Autumn, because the leaves are changing, the air is crisp and I can wear sweaters.
Bad LM: Autumn, because I have an excuse to buy chocolate (Halloween) and people give me things for my birthday.
T - Tags?
Good LM: Anyone who would like to share!
Bad LM: I tag Still Learning. Now you have to post something, B! (Insert evil laughter.)
U - Unknown Fact About Me?
Goodness, haven't I barfed enough personal details all over the Internet?
Good LM: I love the smell of chlorine.
Bad LM: I like vodka martinis, a little dirty, with 4 olives. And I'm not an alcoholic.
V - Vegetarian or oppressor of animals?
Good LM: I eat meat, but not veal.
Bad LM: I'm a founding member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
W - Worst Habit?
Good LM: Procrastination.
Bad LM: I'm perfect, so bite me.
X - X-rays or ultrasounds?
Good LM: Ultrasounds because they make me think of pregnancy and birth.
Bad LM: This is an odd question. It's not like a choice between chocolate and vanilla. I'm going to refuse to answer.
Y - Your favorite food?
Good LM: Cucumbers
Bad LM: Gumbo. It's fattening, but heavenly.
Z - Zodiac? Libra
* Quote shamelessly stolen from a friend.